Dork Glue

Valentine’s week is here! Whoop whoop! It’s all about love, lust, being single, and dodging the bullets of what might have been. I heart single me, I hope she never dies.

I’ll admit this is lame before I even say it outloud, but my car is really bad for parking. I’ve had other cars and they parked fine. However, there is something about this one that wants to be crooked and all up in the spots surrounding it. No matter what I can do a decent job of parking. If I can’t get it down by 25, I may just have to get a new car to rememdy the issue.

What is the legacy? America as we know it. Unless you’ve been living with a pack of wild hummingbirds, I’m sure you witnessed one of the most sincere and encouraging speeches of all time this morning. Barack Obama’s inauguration speech was only the beginning of the amazing changes our country is capable of bringing to fruition. With his leadership I believe know that we, as a nation, will rise to the occasion and get things moving in the right direction. I’ve never felt so electrified in my life!

My lazy neighbor let her dog out to relieve himself and he thought  the middle of the sidewalk looked like a mighty fine place to handle his business. Of course I didn’t realize this (usually the dog sends a memo about these kinds of things) until I was in mid-step trying not to slip and fall therefore have it all over my pants as well. Luckily I didn’t fall, but I’m tempted to print this and leave it on her door.

So I know that natural gas bills increase in the winter because your using more heat due to cold weather, but an extra $60 dollars is more than I can humor.