I was talking to a friend on the phone today when she called someone a “whack-douche-biatch” for cutting her off while she was driving. Kinda made me think about how much fun insults can be when done correctly. Even better…. someone should create a machine that generates insults for you. Imagine your own personal insult generator, coming to stores soon!
If I don’t get warm soon, something other than my finger will be frostbitten…
The other day at work some guys kid needed a lifesize poster of Zac Efron (the kid from high school musical). The girl was trying to explain that she wanted to use the rasterbater and when our admin didn’t understand I piped up and offered to help. This helped me come to the conclusion that Zac Efron is indeed hot, even though saying that makes me feel like pedophile. With that said enjoy this hibiscus flower I rasterbated the summer of my senior year in college.
So Soulja Boy has created a ton of wealth by writing stupid songs with catchy beats. Not gonna lie, I’ve shaken my bon bon to a few *head hung in shame*. I got to thinking, what would a brainstorming session for Soulja Boy actually be like. My guess is something like this…
