Fajitas are so yummy but the good ones have one huge issue. No matter what you do, if you order sizzling fajitas (the fun kind that steam off of the fiero) you end up smelling like fajita all day. While I understand how that could be a huge turn on, it just doesn’t do anything for me.
If I don’t get warm soon, something other than my finger will be frostbitten…
The other day at work some guys kid needed a lifesize poster of Zac Efron (the kid from high school musical). The girl was trying to explain that she wanted to use the rasterbater and when our admin didn’t understand I piped up and offered to help. This helped me come to the conclusion that Zac Efron is indeed hot, even though saying that makes me feel like pedophile. With that said enjoy this hibiscus flower I rasterbated the summer of my senior year in college.
Awkward situations when your not sure if someone is being passive agressive with their offensiveness, or if they really don’t realize what they are doing, are always fun. Most people have seen the episode of Seinfeld when George thinks that the waitress is flipping him off but everyone else says she is just pointing. I love it when that happens in the workplace.
What makes a relationship suck? Well Bob, there are many factors that lend themselves to the degree of suckiness that some relationships reach. However, I think one of the worst ones is how people forget they still need to impress each other after the relationship isn’t so fresh and new. For example…
What is the legacy? America as we know it. Unless you’ve been living with a pack of wild hummingbirds, I’m sure you witnessed one of the most sincere and encouraging speeches of all time this morning. Barack Obama’s inauguration speech was only the beginning of the amazing changes our country is capable of bringing to fruition. With his leadership I believe know that we, as a nation, will rise to the occasion and get things moving in the right direction. I’ve never felt so electrified in my life!
So Soulja Boy has created a ton of wealth by writing stupid songs with catchy beats. Not gonna lie, I’ve shaken my bon bon to a few *head hung in shame*. I got to thinking, what would a brainstorming session for Soulja Boy actually be like. My guess is something like this…
My lazy neighbor let her dog out to relieve himself and he thought the middle of the sidewalk looked like a mighty fine place to handle his business. Of course I didn’t realize this (usually the dog sends a memo about these kinds of things) until I was in mid-step trying not to slip and fall therefore have it all over my pants as well. Luckily I didn’t fall, but I’m tempted to print this and leave it on her door.
So I know that natural gas bills increase in the winter because your using more heat due to cold weather, but an extra $60 dollars is more than I can humor.
Hello eating better in 2009, buh-bye old friend mayonnaise. 
