Dork Glue

I was talking to a friend on the phone today when she called someone a “whack-douche-biatch” for cutting her off while she was driving. Kinda made me think about how much fun insults can be when done correctly. Even better…. someone should create a machine that generates insults for you. Imagine your own personal insult generator, coming to stores soon!

I love it when douchetastic boys from the past pop-up with no warning months (sometimes years) after you’ve stopped talking and act like there is no bad blood or issues to discuss. Seriously?!