Dork Glue

I’ll admit this is lame before I even say it outloud, but my car is really bad for parking. I’ve had other cars and they parked fine. However, there is something about this one that wants to be crooked and all up in the spots surrounding it. No matter what I can do a decent job of parking. If I can’t get it down by 25, I may just have to get a new car to rememdy the issue.

My lazy neighbor let her dog out to relieve himself and he thought  the middle of the sidewalk looked like a mighty fine place to handle his business. Of course I didn’t realize this (usually the dog sends a memo about these kinds of things) until I was in mid-step trying not to slip and fall therefore have it all over my pants as well. Luckily I didn’t fall, but I’m tempted to print this and leave it on her door.